by Jon Riccio
I hold my name like an inverted airport
greeting at curbside delivery,
sportswear invoking leotards who
didn’t condone a parent’s aerobics,
decathlon balloon pricking cat-o’-nine
workout tapes. Séance hoarders,
what is the peppermill’s fate?
Spirituality books the ballroom
for Zeugma’s Eve. Crop circles disillusion
clauses-in-sheaf. Uncle Anchor Maker
invents a dirigible line of Valentine’s cards—
“My emotions you zeppelin” profiting mini-Atlantis kit.
For eleven dollars, you can glue-gun a continent,
tidier Orpheus concertizing from gingerbread houseboat.
Cosmo quiz: which failed saint are you?
Jon Riccio teaches literature and creative writing at Western Michigan University and the University of West Alabama. A past Lambda Literary Fellow, he received his PhD from the University of Southern Mississippi’s Center for Writers.